Let’s face it, bakers: turkeys look foolish.
Actual turkeys, I imply.
SO SILLY.
So in that spirit, why NOT make your turkey truffles appear like a snake on a Mexican poncho?
Or a volcano with a hen beak?
Or a ruffled… er…
[long pause]
[gratuitous side-eye]
…ornamental… pillow.
Yeeeah.
I imply, on the one hand, bakers, that is completely ridiculous. Have you ever seen an actual turkey’s head? It isn’t even brown.
However then again, when else do you get as an instance an offended little poop being attacked by technicolor leeches?
By no means, that is when.
So I say… [cranks up America the Beautiful]… GO FOR IT, bakers.
Embrace the ridiculous!
Stretch these legs!
Unfold-eagle that turkey!
Something goes!!
[record screeches to a halt]
Besides this.
THIS IS A NO-GO, BAKERS.
Because of Heather M., Stieg, Laura B., Sandy F., Dave & Alison, DeLoris N., & Morgan R. for making us all do a triple-take. (Nonetheless fairly certain these ARE imagined to be turkeys, although.)
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And it’s bought nothing to do with turkeys however I simply purchased these sun shades and I like them a lot I can’t even:
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