Yeah I mentioned it. Warheads are trash. Little youngsters love them, and what will we learn about little youngsters? They’re dumb. Poisonous Waste — Warheads’ closest rivals — are SO significantly better than Warheads, however nobody appears to purchase them. But Warheads prevail: they’re all over the place. Particularly in Greenback Shops, as a result of they’re low cost trash like Greenback Shops.
Do I sound bitter? As a result of actually, I’m not. I’ve simply been upset by so many Warheads merchandise over time, at all times hoping this one can be the “good” one. So I did it to myself once more, this time with their bitter taffy. Or did I?
This Warheads Bitter Taffy model is a “Tropical” taste, and oddly, additionally they added that it’s orange & pineapple. I assumed that’s what the “tropical” conveyed, however I’m getting within the weeds right here. Level is, I picked this one as a result of it had orange. I like orange.
It’s a fairly beefy bar, kinda like a Huge Hunk or Abba Zabba measurement:
It’s not mushy, however it’s considerably pliable:
And holy shit my buddies, I…am a bit surprised. I appreciated this. Rather a lot.
Let me get this out of the way in which although, that is about as bitter as a Warhead after two minutes. Perhaps that’s too harsh, as a result of it’s in truth tart, which is totally positive with me. I don’t want all the things to be Bitter bitter bitter. Most significantly, the Warheads Bitter Taffy Tropical taste, and chew, is a few kinda superior. I used to be anticipating to take one chunk, have it’s tremendous mid, after which write one other scathing overview. However I can’t try this! I’d purchase this once more! And albeit, now I wish to attempt the opposite flavors too.
UPDATE: I attempted the opposite flavors too. Strawberry & Kiwi and…it’s even higher than the orange & pineapple. Barely extra bitter, greater flavors. Excellent. I froze the bar, took it out of the freezer, dropped it on the counter, and poured the shattered contents right into a ramekin to swiftly shove down my throat: I like to recommend this course of!
For those who like chewy taffy, and you’ll deal with one thing solidly tart however not bitter, this would possibly scratch an itch for you. You will discover them all over the place, however right here’s a helpful hyperlink .
I suppose that is the time the place I apologize to Huge Warheads® for speaking a lot shit, however…not gonna occur. They deserve all of it. However it is a good begin. Let’s hold this pattern going, Warheads.
