This spring, terror has a brand new identify:
SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM
With every little thing you’ve got come to count on from a low price range, Easter-themed horror film!
Together with:
Idiotic, overly testosterone-laden frat boys:
“There’s previous blood and creepy hooks hanging in every single place on this deserted home that is miles from wherever – so let’s take a look at the basement! Shyah!”
Gratuitous nudity:
“OMG Jill, we should always go skinny dipping!“
That one man with widespread sense who all the time dies firstly:
“Guys, this can be a actually dangerous thought. Why do not we simply get within the automobile and go away? It is proper over there!Jill, put your garments again on! Properly, I am leavinaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhh!!!!”
These freaky long-limbed creatures that crawl on ceilings:
NOPE. Nope. Nope-nope-nope-nope!
And naturally, creepy two-headed chicks:
“Come play with us.
“We’ll play … rooster.”
So this Easter, hop on over …
… FOR A KILLING.
…. F
ROM
A CREEPY COW/SHEEP/BUNNY … THING.
UM.
YEAH.
Because of Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case … OF HORROR.
(Okay, so right now wasn’t the most effective pun day. WHAT.)
